Jun 23, 2017
We're talking about the only comic book that matters:
Do you want a haircut?
The Beyond Corporation's gonna help you out
Do you need a toothbrush?
The Beyond Corporation's got an extra one
Do you have a step-son?
The Beyond Corporation's gonna rub him out
Do you see a monster?
Or a pirate?
A giant sky-rat?
A midget Hitler?!
Or Pontius Pilate!
Also in this episode:
Needlessly precise ratings & weak math jokes
Jess flusters herself
Scott's incredibly brief list of flaws
Black Panther chat, and ranting about crappy trailers
Jamie rambles on trying to describe Nextwave, Marvel editor Nick Lowe gives us a quick and concise description
Stuart Immonen is the best at art
Molested and abused Dinosaurs
Nextwave is appropriate for 3-year-olds. Buy it for the children of people you don't like
Jess apparently believes that brown trench coats originated in Firefly
A short lesson on tissue types
Comedy lessons from the least funny panelist
Koalas are the the worst animal
Dirk Anger is one crazy mama-jamma
Never lend your comics out
Ashley loves Purging
Kevin & Jess are really violent
Words are incapable of expressing our feelings about the art
Jamie starts name dropping
Andrew gets really obscene, things degenerate from there
Jess makes up some etymology
Scott's search history ends up with him on a watch list somewhere
NEXTWAVE! Somebody please, please call...
Other Comics Recommened: The Filth, Secret Avengers v3, Planetary, Moon Knight v6, Desolation Jones, Marvel Zombies 3
Panelists: Jamie(@thatcomicfan), Ashley(@sierradean), Andrew(Hates Social Media), Scott(@goddamnitscott), Jess (@GeekyChicky87)